How am I not a Top Contributor? If 11% BA and one outstanding answer after another isn't good enough to get a?

..stup1d orange badge, I don't know what is. I'm beginning to lose faith in y!a and I don't care who knows it. I'm beginning to think like you need to know someone b4 you can get this badge. Do I not fit the right profile, does my face not fit? Hmmm, what is it you yahoo! b*****ds?